are "OWLS" liek cougars but wihtout the sex?

[FluffyMummy123]

Message withdrawn

What's a cougar?

I think OWLS must be having sex, otherwise they would have an empty shoe to live in - surely!!

Clearly they've been having rather too much sex to get their OWL wings in the first place...

sadly the occurence of sex is all too apparent

Message withdrawn

Message withdrawn

but how lovely have our own section 'THANKYOU' mumsnet - now i must go and tend to it!

maybe it stands for Open Wide Legs
cos they are always spread, hence the large number of children

KS.
I'm sure your post wasn't meant to be piss people off but it bloody well has here.

You cheeky cow!

at KS comment, and .

does that mean I could say that those with less kiddies don;t have sex anymore then????

What's an 'OWL' then?

less with the OLD thanks......more like OUTSTANDING!!!!

Goodness, KS why would you post that?

How rude

Don't you know anything?
They are Ordinary Wizarding Levels. Pfft.

i think that section should be called the 'Pontipines adn Wottingers'.

pmsl , that is rather apt

Oh jeez. I really did not meant to offend at all. it was purely a lighthearted comment.
Sorry