Poor, poor Danny Dyer.

[StayingDavidTennantsGirl]

Apparently poor dear Danny's latest film was not the roaring success he might have hoped for at the box office this weekend.

Of course, we will all be utterly sympathetic...

I love the fact that he is getting bored of being type cast without appreciating that he is cast as a boring, intensely stupid cock monkey because he is a boring, intensely stupid cock monkey and is not actually a good enough actor to pretend to be that which he is not.

£205!

I could make more than that at a car boot sale!

pagwatch boring, intensely stupid cock monkey

love it!

Erm, perhaps I should fell guilty about pulling every poster / leaflet I say in my town advertising his forthcoming arrival at local nightclub, oh and loudly stating to the management of any shops that had the leaflets in side to remove them or I would no longer frequent their establishement.

Nor should I have phoned the nightclub and said "god do you have to?".

To which they replied "it's too late to cancel the booking - we tried as the boss is a woman"

Gosh I should be feeling terrible that he is not making any money, I am a bad person to judge someone for a throw away comment in zoo magazine and their subject chose for a mvie ... and now he's going to end up skint.

OOOh the guilt

subject choice for movie - sorry

at cock monkey

1, 2, 3..... Shame.

Danny Dyer is a ccciiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaant

[nods sagely]

That was just sooo sincere, VengefulKitty. Always be sincere - whether you mean it or not!

ahhh SDTG - that is like my fav quote from Bob Monkhouse.....

sincerity is the key. If you can fake that you've got it made.

I am actually quite proud of my little Danny Dyer profile. I should put it on Wikepedia

Epic dickbrain. And not even able to round up more than 24 of his industry 'mates' to show some support. Gutted.

Am I the only one who has no idea who he is other than having read about the zoo hoohaa ?
Is he from a soap ?

i sort of feel sorry for him

I´ve also no idea suitejudyblue

In fact I haven´t even read about the zoo hoohaa!

In my mind, Danny Dyer and Danny Dog from Peppa Pig are one. Still waiting to hear 'you fackin' muppet' on Peppa though

Haha, excellent