WORLD CUP headline predictor game

[coderrooo]

"sales of tvs soar" ( boring every time)
" supermarkets run out of beer"
" kids skive off school"

" The CBI estimates the damage to busineesses at about £4.50"
" ways to get out of work early" ( re comedic small "funny" in box in times)

women book into spas

Nice bit of sexism always

"Amount of people taking sick leave rises to a zillion, highest number ever"

vair good.

'boy sent home from school for having george cross shaved into his hair'

'george cross car flags cause accidents'

OOH yes well done SEA
lots of those flags already

DM " pub in kent told not to fly flag for fear of inciting racial hatred"

when in reality they said dont fly it as it is causing peopel to crash their cars or something else

Saw something about the flags last week, can't think where now.
Sure there'll be much more to come.

"England fail to qualify out of the group phase. Fans go on rampage in Joburg, and all have their pockets picked so they can't buy any more beer. Pick pockets union leader carried on shoulders around Joburg."

"All of England Team except Wayne Rooney get sent off in World Cup Final against Brazil. Rooney scores hatrick in 3-0 victory."

Rooney (or insert other vital team member name here) breaks metatarsal.

Followed by endless articles about what a metatarsal is, where you can find it, how long it takes to heal, X rays, diagrams, interviews with physiotherapists, doctors, they guy who carries his pillow for him etc.

From that bloody -long-- epic nike ad that interrupted was on during 24 last night:
"England in Roo-ins"
Or
"Just Roo It"

usual " how much does the kit cost this its terrible"

its not compulsory you know

slug - don't even whisper it! priddy please...

and they ALWAYS find bad/sad news in any nation hosting a sporting event

His name is Rio and he watches from the stands....

ha! Cruel, but Ha!