Good lord - did you know that people are putting vodka in their eyes to get drunk??

[BendyBob]

Here This sounds utterly gross.

I saw this story and posted it to my facebook as I thought it was so hilarious. I've seen peple do it and while it's a bit nuts (and not a new thing at all) the Daily Mail just makes me piss my pants. This is such a brilliant Mail story, could have been made for them!

Forget my previous post. They are a load of stupid people .

And presumably if you consume vodka though your eyeball, your body won't be able to vomit it up when you've had too much.

Went on a hen do where the forfit for pretty much anything was either a shot of port syringed up your nose or a shot of vodka in your eye, they were Rugby players ProfYaffle

Sorry, you've lost me. Where do the tampons go and how do you snort it? Tampons up nostrils? Oh lord so much to learn and so little time.

i fear its too late fran..

Yes, Riven, I agree, BLIMEY.

Could I have some step by step instructions on snorting vodka, please?

Co you need a straw or what?

I just knew that it had to come from the DM before I even opened the thread!

we used to do it with a straw, straight from the glass.

but surely if snorting vodka it just goes straight don your throat and into your stomach? how different is that to drinking it.

I also blame rugby players for large gaps in my memory. bloody feminism.

It's times like these I'm glad I'm sensible.

So does the vodka go straight into your brain membranes or something?

I laughed when drinking coke (as in coca cola) once, and sort of snorted it up instead of swallowing. The memory of that isn't making me want to snort vodka.

Silly me. I thought that feminism meant striving to have equal opportunities and equal rights to say no to twattery. Now I know that it means if there's a twonk in the room exhibiting twonkish behaviour, the feminist thing to do is monkey see monkey do. Noted.

Snorting spirits was also the thing to do when I was at college. I was teetotal then too thank God. Far more impressed by the friend who could snort a condom up his nose and pull it out of his throat. No practical use really but a captive audience of vodka snorters wanted little more frankly.

Meglet, that made me laugh so much!

And little old me thought I'd seen it all and done it all, and then I learn that everybody but me has been snorting vodka.

What about being breathalysed? Will it have the same reading if you snort as if if you drink? [concerned]

It's not a new thing

but it's not something i would do ether

oh yeah, vodka eyeballing is so 2008

Friend of mine snorted vodka on a regular basis.. I tried it once out of curiosity but it was not a pleasant experiance. Ended up breaking my ribs that night trying to slide down a slide on my feet shouting 'Yabba-dabba-doooo'

It burns like hell too and makes your head feel like you've got the mother of all brain freezes