Police barred from penis enlargement

[Kaloki]

Yep, the title says what you think it says. I had to read it 3 times before it dawned on me this was actually an article

I was hoping "penis enlargement" was a trendy new nightclub or something.

Also "Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said."

My eyes are watering and I don't even have a penis.

I know!

I have to say I'm intrigued about how large the enlargements are in order to cause "hindrance during training"

hindrance during training!!!! hahahahaha

PMSL imagining them having to toss it over their shoulder or strap it up or something to go on a run!!!! funniest thread of the day!

Maybe it gets confused with their truncheon

But imagine the money saved by not having to issue them with batons

If it's a hindrance during training does that mean pre training they only move onto next stage if penis is average size or less?

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