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Police barred from penis enlargement

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Kaloki · 29/04/2010 08:02

Yep, the title says what you think it says. I had to read it 3 times before it dawned on me this was actually an article

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tortoiseonthehalfshell · 29/04/2010 08:05

I was hoping "penis enlargement" was a trendy new nightclub or something.

Also "Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said."

My eyes are watering and I don't even have a penis.

Kaloki · 29/04/2010 08:08

I know!

I have to say I'm intrigued about how large the enlargements are in order to cause "hindrance during training"

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PeedOffWithNits · 29/04/2010 23:42

hindrance during training!!!! hahahahaha

PMSL imagining them having to toss it over their shoulder or strap it up or something to go on a run!!!! funniest thread of the day!

PardonMyClench · 29/04/2010 23:49

Maybe it gets confused with their truncheon

StableButDeluded · 29/04/2010 23:52

But imagine the money saved by not having to issue them with batons

Thediaryofanobody · 29/04/2010 23:52

If it's a hindrance during training does that mean pre training they only move onto next stage if penis is average size or less?

Kaloki · 30/04/2010 09:27

stable

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