I am sure I heard on the news today that someone has broken their elbow

[FabIsGoingToGetFit]

Who is it?

It's not me.

Thank you LG.

Clegg's missus

ouch

Stoke's goalie. They went down 7-0 to Chelsea. P!ss poor tackle though.

Shay Given dislocated his shoulder, according to this

Not a good weekend for goalkeepers!

Oh yes Clegg's wife too. Don't think anyone tackled her.

I thought I heard something about her. Nothing on BBC news website. Is she okay?

Here you go

Thank you Shaz10.

Interesting that it isn't on the website anywhere.

It sounds painful.

Here's the Daily Mash's take on it.

PREMIERSHIP goalkeepers have decided to fuck that for a game of soldiers after a spate of semi-fatal injuries over the weekend.

Manchester City's Shay Given dislocated his brain, Stoke's Thomas Sorensen had his elbows shot off and 10 other keepers were returned to their families in 14 bin bags and a bucket.