Celeb mums following Rob Pattinson and using--

[neve33]

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what a very complicated paragraph reality. after the first 2 words it turned into random squiggles.

forget tribbles calm your anxiety with this

"forget tribbles calm your anxiety with this "

Nah, prefer tribbles.. does that make me strange?

very

I have no clue what this is about

no idea but any excuse

"I have no clue what this is about"

then maybe your in need of some I conjure my psychic eye candles and all will be revealed.

wouldn't eye candles be very painful?

Can I have an ' I conjur an nice glass of Rioja' candle?

Is that it how it works?
Is it like Noel Edmonds Cosmic ordering?

Can i cosmically order a chicken bhuna please?

"wouldn't eye candles be very painful? "

I'm guessing any candle could be very painful depending on where you shoved it.

I have been burning I Conjure "cheap Spanish wine that I should not have drunk and will give me a hangover" Candle tonight.

Reality, you MissMarple of MN you.

This thread should be retitled 'The Trouble with Tribbles and the Trouble with Trilbys'

the spreadsheet strikes again!