Jose Mourinho - Would you...?

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Is it just me or does anyone else find Jose Mouriniho very attractive? He is clearly a bit bonkers but t adds to the appeal.

Even though I am probably double his size

In a heartbeat

definitely! bonkers is good, I am that way myself :D

I don't care how bonkers he is - I would not care, he is one of my all time favourite crushes.

If he comes on the telly DP says 'getorf, lover boy is on'

I loooooove him. I even ordered from Amazon a book about him once, just for the pictures (there were none. It was a huge disappointment).

he is cool as f*. And rich (not that that counts lol)

We could be the Jose Appreciation Society I do think he has great taste in scarves too, understated but probably madly expensive. Bet he would spend a fortune on his mistress! Perhaps we could arrange some sort of "job share" for the role amongst ourselves?
Gosh - lots of people in the office suddenly, best do some work!

No - wouldn't go within a foot of anyone involved in football, esp. the premier league. Yeuch....you don't know where they've been.

Or rather, you do know exactly where they've been.

Well, he looks a bit like DH so I suppose I should say yes.

Oh trust me, I would

God yes, he is divine!!

Dh is massive Liverpool fan so it causes a wee problem sometimes...

We went to see Lierpool v Chelsea a few seasons ago, LFC fans were all singing Fck Off Mourinhio... I was singing Fck me Mourinhio

MmeLindt - gosh you are lucky. My DH used to look a little like Robbie Williams when we first met. Since we had DD he just looks haggered and knackered all the time. Obviously I don't

yes, yes, yes. Nearly posted on this yesterday when I saw him on the news. Love him.

GeordieMinx - made me smile!

Mmm ? starting to feel uncomfortable with the competition now. Off to hatch a plan to be the one who bags him.

Spray tan booked? Check.
Extensions booked? Check?
Designer rip off bag from market that I must wear in the crook of my arm? Check

Have a good day Jose lovers xxx

Two words...

HELL YEAH!!

yum yum divine. Do you think his is as big as his ego?

Absolutely. The stubble, the ego, the obvious mentalness...all my boxes ticked.

geordieminx

Gerard Butler was also on Breakfast this morning, and I probably wouldn't say no to him either. [dirtyslapper emoticon]

God no, not if he was the last man lying down standing. He's oily and arrogant and looks in need of a decent haircut and a good scrub with carbolic. Yuck, you're welcome to him.

Gerard Butler on the other hand...

He's mine. I saw him first.

well yes, but lately I have moved on to the new Man City manager

oh Roberto...

Oh I love Jose. YUM!!!

So you should be GetOrfMoiJose?

Oh, I would, in a second-hand sleeping bag in someone else's shed, no doubt about it.

Amused-looking egotistical hispanics are apparently my thing.

yes, any time, anyplace, anywhere

that anyone would even consider it.

Eeeuuwwch!

Go no. Preening ninny. Roy Keane is my manager shag of choice...