Mumsnet evacuated after Tory alert

[MmeLindt]

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Are you all ok? I was really worried about you.

I have made a batch of elderflower and grape juice, it is very good for calming nerves.

it won't open the link for me, does sound very unnerving though.

Surely it should be tea Mme? It is my belief that you are in Switzerland and Switzerland must have one of the highest theraputic tea ranges in the known world.

Isn't it funny how the spoof journalists seem to have a better understanding of what MN is actually like than the real journalists. (Please note that I'm not including those who write for the Daily Mail in my 'real journalist' category.)

PMSL

ROFL

Very good

They slipped up on the fluffy numerical usernames a bit though - names in the vein of IsItWineOClockYet or EsotericLiteraryCharacter would have been more authentic.

Quite funny, but not quite up there with the Daily Mash!

Without refined sugar of course.

Any one fancy some Yogi Femme Tea?

v good

Excellent

not quite up there with the daily mash??? Well that takes the organic biscuit!

Its very good