BB's Michelle & Stu Split with apologies

[JoolsToo]

if this has already done the rounds!

quality newspaper article

shock at Michelle appearing on fantasy channel!

Not seen it, but not shocked in the slightest.

Thanks Jools, was fed up of Wiltshire's thread.

Mmmm.

lol WWB

Hmmmm. Not suprised. And not in the slightest bit interested. They will probably be back together tomorrow and we'll find out they were trying to get some press interest because of a book or something. Not that either of them have the brains to write a shopping list let alone a book ............

No surprise there then.

WWB! You cynic you!

Kayleigh that's a little unkind - didn't Stu have loads of A Levels? [rolls eyes]

He might have had A levels, but no common sense!

they always looked so inane on their press shots, not natural and very false.
I scour celeb mags religiously and feel qualified enough to comment with some authoriteeee (southpark stylee)

her boob job is not natural looking at all!

A Levels in what ? Hair gelling and falling for a bimbo harpy ???

I find it sooooooo hard to be kind to these people who are all over the celebrity mags and tabloids because they .....ummm....did ...errrr.... hmmm,....what did they do exactly ?

He has an agent?

The two new BB lurrvebirds are signed up with Abi Titmuss' agent already!

I haven't watched a single BB episode this time around . I watched all the others but last time I found myself cringing more than enjoying it and have found I really can't bear to watch it anymore.

Surprised it's taken so long

for Maxwell and saskia to sign up with an agent or Michelle and Stu to split, Tinks?

meant just m & s but both now you mention it scummy. .

oh they're both m & s! the first lot.