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complete fluff illustrating what a twat Myleene Klass is

19 replies

ObsidianBlackbirdMcNight · 15/01/2010 09:30

here

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jooseyfruit · 15/01/2010 09:42

hilarious, i love Marina Hyde

squeaver · 15/01/2010 09:46

yes I do too despite her awful taste in men (Piers Morgan, I mean, really??).

Klass is an arse.

HeadlessLadyH · 15/01/2010 09:46

LOL. Inspired.

Myleene Klass, for example, is a twat.

RamblingRosa · 15/01/2010 11:14

I liked that article. Marina Hyde is funny but I agree that the Piers Morgan link is a bit !

ronshar · 15/01/2010 11:17

Pants I wanted to post that she was a twat. Heedless you got there first

mayorquimby · 15/01/2010 11:33

"when the police arrived on the scene they admonished her for this action, explaining "you are not allowed to protect yourself" and that "the law did not allow her to defend herself in her own home"."

More depressing is the fact that people actually believe this tripe. No police officer would ever say that because it's not true.Even the thread on here the other day was sucked in by all this.

UnquietDad · 15/01/2010 14:07

She already has a criminal record, though.

It's called "Pure and Simple" by Hear'Say.

DarrellRivers · 15/01/2010 14:13

UQD, how long have you been waiting to use that???

UnquietDad · 15/01/2010 14:14

Nine years. Nine long years.

UnquietDad · 15/01/2010 14:16

(I couldn't bring myself to crack it in 2003 about Tweedy and the handbag in the toilet attendant's face when she was snorting coke in the cubicle with Roberts... because I liked their record.)

DarrellRivers · 15/01/2010 14:40
Grin
HeadlessLadyH · 15/01/2010 14:48

UQD. Loving your work there.

InStyle · 15/01/2010 18:09

Anyone see her presenting the Beeb's NYE festivities? She signed off the show with:

"I'm Myleene Klass, Happy New Year". WTF?

AnyFucker · 15/01/2010 18:16

Klass

I hate her

She is the only "celebrity" I genuinely hate

I should get help for that

HeadlessLadyH · 15/01/2010 18:46

You and me both AF. Its the "I've had a baby, I now know everything about motherhood, I lost weight naturally, dontcha no, and look at me I was back modelling in a bikini in a blink of my baby's eye, so I'd better go and write a book and design some baby clothes" thing.

She's bloody everywhere thats the thing. I need to steer clear of ITV1 tonight.

AlpenCrazy · 15/01/2010 18:50

uqd worth the 9 yr wait rofl.

she's so smug

and writing a book reminds me of that ridiculous wife of Jamie Oliver and her lame effort

TheShriekingHarpy · 15/01/2010 19:56

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wahwah · 16/01/2010 09:26

I am alone in being unbothered by the perky Ms Klass? I'm sure I read somewhere that she was good mates with Lauren Laverne, which made me think she might be less fluffy than she appears.

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