SWMNBN hits the Daily Mash

[DavidTennantAteMyHeart]

The Daily Mash is a little harsh, don't you think?

Martin Borrmann (snigger)

'6.45am Wake up. MP should have something to drink that fulfils all his/her ­nutritional needs (Old ­Labour: stout; New ­Labour: pinot grigio; Lib Dems: tea, weak, one sugar, no ? two, no ? one; Tories: swan juice).
'

It is clearly not true that tories drink swan juice.

But I would like to beleive it

holy god

That is outrageous. I really think we should protest.

No, not funny at all. Not one bit.

So not funny.

Weegiemum that one is so not funny either.

chortle chortle

That Bracknell one is hilarious BTW - can't believe I've never seen it before. My family live in Bracknell. They really like that Indian restaurant as well. I wonder if they write it ......

I used to work in Bracknell, fabhead - my boss lived on the Great Hollands estate - twas very funny reading it!

cluck, clucktey cluck, flap, flap, ..

Hear that? Could it be the sound og chickens coming home to roost? could it??

The Daily mash is clearly an utter disgrace.

Snurk. God, how I hope morningpaper sees this...

Bumping for morningpaper cos I see she is about

I don't know what Herman Goering looks like? Does he look like Shirley Ghostman?

Stop judging. I buy How to Keep Your Baby in a Bucket for all my pregnant girlfriends.

FGS Don't you realise she expects you to use your common sense too. You adapt it to your own needs. We don't always use a bucket. Sometimes we give them a stint in this.
And mine were sleeping through in utero. You are all just jealous.

these are good as you can use them as a potty as well when they're a bit older.

That article is very hurtful, I hope she manages to get it removed.

I have used "Go To Bed, Right Fucking Now" for ages and it has worked for me. Of course I adapt the routine for my family, and sometimes use the "for fucks sake go to sleep" method when appropriate.

That is so disgusting, I am totally disgusted

Yours Disgustly of herts

Very funny article but I do think it is harsh. You should use whatever methods are right for you and your family, routine works for some, not for others.

Hopefully GF will nto sue over this as it will only make her look bad and petty, though I can understand why she might want to.

Can;t stand Nick CLegg though!

Can't stand Nick Clegg? How very dare you utter such heresy on my thread. I'm going to sue you right now.

OK! How much do you want?!