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Tiger Woods regrets transgretions with all his heart

35 replies

DuelingFanjo · 02/12/2009 17:05

here

If he has shat on his wife from great height I think smashing in his car windows with a golf club must have been quite satisfying, eh?

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agalchchangedhername · 02/12/2009 17:07

Fuck!! I bloody hate it when someone like Tiger is found to be a cheat

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/12/2009 17:09

no big surprises here

move along now, nothing to see folks...

Cerened · 02/12/2009 17:12

There's an audioclip on TMZ of him asking a woman to delete him from her phone, as his wife has been checking through his phone

thighsmadeofcheddar · 02/12/2009 17:14

I don't know why I just figured he was better than this.

BunnyLebowski · 02/12/2009 17:16

The voicemail

The dirty fecker. His wife is SO much more beautiful than the 2 skanks he's cheated with too.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/12/2009 17:19

aw, come on, why are people soooo shocked ?

no excuse but, these very talented sportsmen, by very definition, have an ego the size of a small country and massively inflated self-entitlement

any woman who takes one on and thinks she will cure that is deluded

they know the risks they take (am not saying it is ok, btw)

BunnyLebowski · 02/12/2009 17:22

You're right AnyFucker. I'm not surprised in the slightest.

These men travel the world, have unending money and celebrity status and have young attractive women throwing themselves at them.

I'd be surprised if any of them were faithful.

bluebump · 02/12/2009 17:27

Oh I just thought he'd crashed his car because he was drunk or something, I didn't see him as a cheater. The initial reports were that his wife smashed his car with a golf club to get him out and that she saved him weren't they? I see now she was trying to just get him!

Lizzylou · 02/12/2009 17:30

I bet she wasn't aiming those clubs for his car windows though.

He perfected the whole whiter than white wholesome image, as Anyfucker says, it's hardly a surprise.

Poor wife though, bad enough that he cheats and they row but then to have it all dragged through the worlds press with everyone salivating at the prospect of Tiger's downfall? How humiliating for her.

countingto10 · 02/12/2009 17:53

But at least it shows her getting angry, very angry, unlike all those images of wronged wives posing with their "D"Hs, "standing by their man" etc.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/12/2009 18:03

yes counting, I would much rather she caved his nut in with a golf club

I reckon this time next month though, he will be "reformed" and they will do that happy family photo-shoot for Hello magazine

DuelingFanjo · 02/12/2009 20:18

It could be true that she only smashed the car to get him out though, after he'd tried to drive away?

Anyway - I feel so sorry for her. it can't be nice to have that kind of betrayal flashed all over the world! People will judge her whatever she chooses to do, if she leaves him or if she stays

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AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/12/2009 20:32

I wouldn't judge her whatever she does

But I would wonder what on earth she expected ? Life-long fidelity ? Err, no, never gonna happen

I would judge him though

DuelingFanjo · 02/12/2009 21:27

There are plenty of people in the public eye and in the sports world who are faithful. I recon either you are the faithful kind or you're not, and he just isn't. Nothing to do with his profession or her expectations IMO.

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purpleduckUnderTheMistletoe · 02/12/2009 21:38

I hate hate hate how he made a public apology to his family...ffs!!!!

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/12/2009 21:43

very American thing to do...public apology to his family

that makes it alright then !

just like that US chat show fella, have forgotten his name

yuck

ilovemydogandmrobama · 02/12/2009 21:46

David Letterman

Lizzylou · 02/12/2009 21:47

It's just so shite, really
Baby faced adored sports superstar, pleading with the public when he should he on his hands and knees at home to his wife.
MInd you, all those endorsements would hurt him if he lost em.
That poor woman.
I do kind of admire her for taking a stand.
I don't think you can foresee this, as duelling says, either you're the faithfull kind or you are not.
Tiger, grr, obv was not

BitOfFun · 02/12/2009 21:52

I don't think many people with his lifestyle and ego are the faithful type. The odds are just stacked too heavily against it.

MollieO · 02/12/2009 21:56

Unfortunately I doubt he is thinking of his family with this statement, more his bank balance and how costly a divorce would be.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 02/12/2009 21:58

yep, he seriously regrets his trangressions because they wreck his nice-guy image and might affect his sponsorship deals

although I doubt that, it seems this kind of publicity seems to only help to sell more polo shirts or some fucking thing

wannaBe · 02/12/2009 23:21

I have no sympathy for him but equally what about the other woman? That recording of the voicemail came from somewhere! and presumably she was all too happy to make a quick buck out of it by selling it to whatever trashy rag was prepared to buy it. Yet she was presumably happy to shag him behind his wife's back - she is equally as bad.

AnyFuckerForAMincePie · 03/12/2009 07:18

there are lots more ladeez coming out of the woodwork to confess to halping Tiger with his nine-iron

who knew ?

who fucking cares !

diddl · 03/12/2009 08:16

He wasn´t "regretting his transgressions" until he got found out, was he?

DuelingFanjo · 03/12/2009 08:44

he wasn't, infact if that voicemail is anything to go by he was desparately trying to hide his transgressions!

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