lisa snowdon creates a vacancy...

[bundle]

..anyone interested?

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are oyu only
gosh you do sound older

that's my mental age. my body is very very old

dd1 has wee crisis at the mo as she has to use a potty at night due to builders taking loos out blah blah and it has totally thrown her

but her new bathroom is plumbed in and ready to go so hopeuflly she'll sort her self out in a wee or so

a week or so

my back is 105

you are weak too?
hmm enid
not sure you are my pal any more

no, you had it right first time didn't you, given the circs?

(they were anal warts IIRC)

I think he looks a bit grubby now.

anal warts

i dont love him anymore

Grubby in a ... filthy sort of way. A seasoned (I nearly said hardened, oops) man of the world who's been around the block a few times and learned a lot.

he is very good looking I think, and very charming and funny and has a gorgeous palazzo and all that...but he's a commitment phobe with anal warts who will break your heart, so no, I don't really find him attractive any more. I think men of his age who can't find someone to love stop being attractive, oddly enough.

I am trying to avoid making some deeply puerile reference to palazzo pants.

He sounds just the type I'd have gone for in the days of going for the wrong sort. What a good thing I am now a Respectable Suburban Matron.

Yuk, she can have him. Typical American bloke. I went off them ages ago. Megalomaniac, commitment-phobe, shallow, materialistic gits for the most part, IMHO.

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I saw him in Vegas once. He's a midget. And looked like a twat. Reminds me of my ex-bf. Asshole.

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Typical American ponce - thinks he's God's gift to women. Probably circumcised as well. Blech.

no thanks - second hand goods