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Woman loses fight against noise abatement order because of her very loud sex

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HerBoomWhizzBangitude · 10/11/2009 16:50

ASBO for loud sex noises

Oh I know, I shouldn't, but I was highly diverted by this story and astonished and encouraged that this couple could get quite so noisily excited about each other...

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HerBoomWhizzBangitude · 10/11/2009 19:35

Bump

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HerBoomWhizzBangitude · 10/11/2009 20:01

oh surely I'm not the only one to find this funny?

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AnyFucker · 10/11/2009 20:02

yes, you voyeur

said · 10/11/2009 20:04

Why does she keep banging on appealing about it?

Restrainedrabbit · 10/11/2009 20:05

I think this is hilarious but obviously not for her neighbour

We used to have a neighbour (when we lived in a small 2 up 2 down Victorian terrace) that used to wank loudly to equally loud porn at all hours of the day and night

whomovedmychocolatecookie · 10/11/2009 20:05

Ngggggnnnn uuughh uhhh uhhh yes! yes! Yes!

HerBoomWhizzBangitude · 10/11/2009 20:07

It was just the sight of them as well. I can't imagine getting so excited about that bloke. I thought he'd be like George Clooney or something.

He obviously has very well hidden talents...

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HellBent · 10/11/2009 20:07

Have to laugh at your name restrainedrabbit, I bet they wouldn't sell as many of you in Ann Summers!

LissyGlitter · 10/11/2009 20:07

This is near where I live, and the surname is my maiden name! I feel somehow involved!

said · 10/11/2009 20:08

Oh good, I'm glad someone else has commented on their obvious physical appeal

whomovedmychocolatecookie · 10/11/2009 20:08

They look like barnyard animals.

HerBoomWhizzBangitude · 10/11/2009 20:13

Sound like them as well, by all accounts

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AnyFucker · 10/11/2009 20:18

lol @ barnyard animals

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