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bundle · 17/06/2005 11:09

does she know what she's letting herself in for?

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biglips · 17/06/2005 11:51

batters -

GhostofNatt · 17/06/2005 11:51

you like him batters? you not find him wierd and scary?

dillydally · 17/06/2005 11:52

The image of Nicole Kidman overcome with joy after the divorce and punching the air springs to mind and is so powerful that I have trouble liking the small thomas cruise.

PR twunt stunt me thinks

bundle · 17/06/2005 11:53

still mourning loss of the Cruise-Cruz synchonous surname thing, so cannot rejoice for K Holmes

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bundle · 17/06/2005 11:54

KH also going down the Scientology route too, gullible deffo the word

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dillydally · 17/06/2005 11:56

Bundle now you have said K Holmes I am thinking gay marriage of Thomas cruise and kelly holmes...for PR sake..
they would have very fast, very small children?

batters · 17/06/2005 11:57

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bundle · 17/06/2005 11:58

batters

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aloha · 17/06/2005 12:00

So it's all quite magnificent then eh?
Tom Cruise doesn't seem to have the equipment or inclination to get anyone pregnant, it seems.
I remember that he put it about that he divorced Mimi Rogers because she couldn't have children....only she then found herself another bloke and sprogged quick smart.

GhostofNatt · 17/06/2005 12:03

Now i think of it, he has same sort of mad glinting eyses as horrible paul from celebrity shag island . makes me a bit sad nicole spent her heyday with him...

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bundle · 17/06/2005 12:04

aloha, i think nicole had a miscarriage as she was splitting from tom

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emkana · 17/06/2005 12:04

But didn't Nicole Kidman have a miscarriage towards the end of her marriage? So wouldn't that mean he can father children? (unless she wasn't actually pregnant by him)

GhostofNatt · 17/06/2005 12:05

So happy fopr you katie, but have you thought that the world of celebrity might just be celebrity shag island writ large - I mean there are more than three men in the real world.

GhostofNatt · 17/06/2005 12:06

she said it was his baby but you have to wonder (nop offence katie)

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bundle · 17/06/2005 12:08

let's face it girls, while katie is keeping the smiling dwarf busy, the rest of womankind is safe

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katieholmes · 17/06/2005 12:09

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bundle · 17/06/2005 12:12

bleughghgh. katie you must have a stronger stomach than me.

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katieholmes · 17/06/2005 12:14

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KBear · 17/06/2005 12:15

Sob, but I love him. (no I do, always have).

Devastated of Kent.

Nightynight · 17/06/2005 12:16

I thought I was the only woman in the world who didn't fancy Tom Cruise when Top Gun came out!

bundle · 17/06/2005 12:17

katie, I'd rather sh*g George Dubyah

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GeorgeDubyah1 · 17/06/2005 12:26

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bundle · 17/06/2005 12:26

fancy seeing you here, you're alot more attractive than that dog cruise

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