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Wiould you be happy to marry someone 95 years older than you?

20 replies

ScummyMummy · 29/10/2009 09:53

I'm not ageist but... I must say I'm planning on waiting till I reach at least 107 before shagging an 112 year old, personally. I accept it's just about possible that he's a silver fox but I can't help feeling v sorry for the girl. Would many 17 year olds freely choose an E(xtremely)OAP, I wonder?

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cocolepew · 29/10/2009 09:55

No, but I look about 95 years older than DH at the moment.

MitchyInge · 29/10/2009 10:07

gerontophilia!

MyCatsAScarierBastardThanYours · 29/10/2009 10:11

eeuuuwww!

BiteOfFun · 29/10/2009 10:13

Only if he was absolutely loaded.

ilovemydogandmrobama · 29/10/2009 10:15

No, but I feel about 95 years older than DP

ClaireDeLoon · 29/10/2009 10:15

People don't generally live to 132 so I think, for me, marrying someone 95 years older than me isn't a possibility, however loaded he is.

poor girl though 'waited for her to grow up to propose'

RubysReturn · 29/10/2009 10:18

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roneef · 29/10/2009 13:11

YUckkkkk, puke, vom, barf........

SqueezyCheesyPumpkin · 30/10/2009 17:05

Boak.

She doesn't exactly look enthralled about it in the photo.

EccentricaGallumbats · 30/10/2009 17:07

I hope she has helped him write his will.

Pixel · 30/10/2009 19:06

Just looked at the pic and I reckon I've seen men of 40 in worse shape than him, although judging by the bottle glasses his eyesight isn't that good!

Jujubean77 · 30/10/2009 19:07

I feel sick

I doubt he can even perform though...

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 30/10/2009 19:14

"I didn't force her, but used my experience to convince her of my love;"
nice

GooberIsLockedInTheBootOfMyCar · 30/10/2009 19:17

Somebody 95 years older than me would be 309!

lalin · 30/10/2009 21:40

Can't bear this 'cultural' norm practiced in many parts of the world. Young girls forced to 'marry' and have sex with these dirty old men
He needs a carer, not a young 'bride'. Why is she so little valued by her own parents. Poverty is indeed a terrible thing, but I would happily starve to death than submit my DD's to this type of fate.

dilemma456 · 30/10/2009 21:53

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monkeyfacegrace · 30/10/2009 22:16

Im not too shocked, lets face it, she's hardly going to have her life ruined, just maybe the new few years. Its not exactly a long lasting relationship. She will move on and find someone else.

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 30/10/2009 22:59

goober, either you're the living dead or maths really isn't your stromg point

GooberIsLockedInTheBootOfMyCar · 31/10/2009 11:04

I am indeed dead. Yes.
(It is halloween, is it not?)

SHRIIIEEEKPoolingBearBlood · 02/11/2009 13:53

ah... i thought it was a typo.
You look really good for your age, not a day over 176

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