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Shag or shot game? The Party political leaders version.

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Cowwomanmoo · 29/09/2009 21:54

The rules of the game are this, you have a gun to your head, you will be shot if you don?t have sex with one of the UK political party leaders.
Which one would you shag in order to save your life?

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AnnTwacky · 29/09/2009 21:56

I don't even know who most of them are tbh. I suspect shooting would be a merciful release.

Cowwomanmoo · 29/09/2009 22:03

I noticed that some people?s choice will be different from their political leanings.

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diedandgonetodevon · 29/09/2009 22:09

I think I would do DC without a gun to my head.

TimothyTigerTuppennyTail · 29/09/2009 22:12

It would have to be DC.

I have no political leanings and will be voting for my cats in the General Election.

PortBlacksandResident · 29/09/2009 22:17

I would shag DC.

Then i would shoot NG with the spare bullet .

Cowwomanmoo · 29/09/2009 22:21

DC apparently rubs his nipples during press conferences. No takers for the blubbery lipped sensuality of GB?

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PortBlacksandResident · 29/09/2009 22:22

No sorry - even if you agree with his ideals you have to admit he has a face like a saggy bolock.....

Cowwomanmoo · 29/09/2009 22:23
Grin
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Mamazon · 29/09/2009 22:28

well im fairly sure i have read somewhere that Gene Hent has started his own political party so i'll have him thanks

Cowwomanmoo · 29/09/2009 22:38

No takers for NC? Young shager himself?

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Cowwomanmoo · 29/09/2009 22:54

GB has been described as having a smouldering presents that dose not translates over the media. The interesting thing with the liberals is that not many would shag Vince Cable, many would vote for him rather than NC.

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SomeGuy · 30/09/2009 13:22

Nick Clegg is a carbon copy of David Cameron. He even dresses the same. Only difference is he is slightly younger and has a bit less charisma.

Caroline Lucas is an option BTW.

Nancy66 · 30/09/2009 14:03

Gb is meant to be hung like a horse...

said · 30/09/2009 14:05

And Cameron is a carbon copy of Tony Blair

StretchFucksTheMailDaily · 30/09/2009 14:17

I feel slightly sick!!

Although DC would win for me!!

atlantis · 30/09/2009 18:36

Brown looks like a bassett hound and probably makes U turns every five minutes.

Clegg probably dithers over which direction to go in and never quite gets there.

Cameron probably races ahead in the poles and then stalls not doing much.

I think I would go with Nigel from good old ukip, he may only have one agenda but he'll keep you laughing along the way.

Cowwomanmoo · 30/09/2009 22:42

atlantis!
GB has a huge wanger nanct66? I thing you will find its called Jack Straw.
DC forehead would put me off my stroke, its a bit tefal for me see www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsNwtBv3PI0

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