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Did you cough when you walked past?

I heard Major Cough will be appearing on a 'Wife swap' program...with Toyah and her husband???? Maybe it was a wierd kind of dream I had...

grommit LOL!!

It's worse that your worst nightmare Grommit, apparently the Major will be swapping with Jade Goody and her partner...

Yuck!
Is Jade not hugely preggers at the mo?

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By strange coincidence grommit the Salisbury journal also has Toyah on the front page!

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I am there! picked up my copy this morning as usual, but haven't had time to get past the front page yet.

That is really scraping the bottom of the barrel - Jade and Mr Cough? A couple made in hell. I am vowing not to watch but I know I will...

i think it would make very interesting viewing..... jade 'what is that on my foot' and mr cough!

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dont be shy

the majors wife in M and s kidswear. we rais3ed eyebrows about a Mum letting rip at her daughter over uniform.

Codswallop do you mean you raised your eyebrows WITH the major's wife?
As a sort of sign of something between you?

The contestant who gave evidence at Major Cough's trial and was interviewed on TV is a mate of mine. We all thought it was sour grapes when he told us about the coughing the next day. He is a bit of an old woman.

Andrew Marr and a dog called Mabel who is allegedly on Blue Peter (can anyone confirm this, scraggy mutt blackish and white with a floppy ear)

Both in Richmond Park today (not together though)

Chris Tate from Emmerdale in M&S in Harrogate. He was walking - it's a miracle!!!

Tony Parson and Patrick Marber (Is that how you spell it? Comedian/writer - one of the cast of Alan Partridge show) at Arsenal V Everton on Saturday.

Parsons even.

Aha you did go Willow2! Bit of a tense one wasn't it? Where do you sit?