Custard Creams are Britains Most Dangerous Biscuit

[MmeLindt]

Should biscuits be issued with a Health Warning on their packaging?

And what would it be?

"Jaffa Cakes can seriously damage your health"

"Do not eat biscuits around wild animals"

I feel that article should have appeared on 1 April!

I am comforted by the fact that the biscuits that we can get here, Jaffa Cake and Digestive are less dangerous than Custard Creams.

Imagine if I had unwittingly introduced my DC to Custard Creams.

Noooo Maryland Chocolate Chip are deadly - not just dangerous - once you rip open the packet they sit on you and jump, whole, one by one into your mouth until they have all filled your tummy!

I used to buy them in Germany but have not found a dealer stockist here yet. Extremely moreish.