Rod Stewart has fertilised Penny!

[dillydally]

Rachel Hunter will be furious...gosh he has good sperm for a 60 yr old.

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yuk! Imagine being "fertilised" by Rod Stewart!

bet that's all PL has been waiting for

Not meaning to be cliquey but I hope she doesn't join the Due in Jan 06 thread!

How far up the duff is she, isn't she ancient? (I am 38 by the way so it's fine being an older mum) - but isn't she really old IYKWIM.

I though hot legs lancaster was in early thirties
but I could be the victim of a good pr plan

Lizzylou - my thoughts exactly!

he is fairly prolific in the fertilising of his women though

You are joking about her only being in her early thirties!

Granted she has fab legs but she looks haggard - not a good advert for sunbeds (or am I just being a cow)

Hotmama...I'm with you, she looks like a haggard old man! On a pair of wonderful legs!

Lizzylou - bit like Rod Stewart then! (Tee hee)

Yuk, yeah!

I am not joking at all..we need a heat expert to confirm this
my male colleague says she is early twenties

I'm going to the hairdressers this afternoon - this may well be a topic of conversation. (Will also be reading Heat, Hello and O.K - well it's part of the experience isn't it?)

Early 20's!!!!
And I am Kelly Brook!

Ah.. so the penny is going to drop soon.

Love the title of this.

V clever MM!

33 according to the bbc new site
ahem

bbc says she's 33! and due in early December (damn hope she doesn't have it end of November and share DS2's birthday )

She is 33.... and I got that off the BBC web site so it must be true!

Should I do the 33 in dog years joke?

I shall take that as a no then