Speaking of toilets..........

[Gwenick]

here

That reminds me of the time we were stuck for 4 hours in a traffic jam on the M1
Ds (then aged 5) had to use an empty lucozade bottle. Don't know what he'd have done if he'd been a girl

What a lovely birthday gift!

Well thats different. I wouldn't know were to look if I walked pst a car and someone was on the bog in there.
I was parked a few weeks ago whilst the kids were having greggs sausage rolls I looked over to my right and there was an older man weeing into a glass jar stood up with his car door open next to mine. I was gobsmacked but strangely unsurprised

Should I stop now or admit that DP wee-d in an empty bottle and then poured it out of the window on the M11?
And when I was about 5 my Mum had to put newspaper on the car floor for me to wee on, on the M1!