Woman marrying fairground ride

[UnquietDad]

In Telegraf here

"Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects, plans to marry a magic carpet fairground ride."

If this thread gets discussed enough to make the top 5, I suggest to MN Towers "All swings and roundabouts?" or "Marriage is a merry-go-round" as a Pithy Thread Description. You can have those for free.

"Am I being unreasonable? DH wants to work all hours, often well into the night. He doesn't really speak to me and never does any of the household chores. In fact, after work he just switches his lights off and goes to sleep there and then in his workplace. And I'm a bit suspicious about all these kids that hang round him all the time. And the other day I found text from a woman saying she'd love to 'ride' him again."

Ok I thought the guy who had sex with his car was weird but this takes some beating....!

The guy who had sex with his car - he must have been tired and exhausted.