More made-up Swine Party fun

[morningpaper]

the Sunday Mercury

"A LEADING childcare website has revealed its members are considering taking their babies to swine flu PARTIES."

"Mumsnet was inundated with chat about the controversial gatherings for most of last week, despite Government warnings against the idea."

I love belonging to a sarcasm club.

It's so bloody annoying isn't it?

I was at a family BBQ at the weekend when a couple of people mentioned this and started saying how awful it was blah blah uninformed opinions blah blah.

I don't think ANYBODY ANYWHERE is actually doing this. It's not news!!!

Well we all know that newspapers don't let the facts get in the way of a good story...

I do know of a swine flu party (didn't go obv.) however it turned out to be chickenpox and the silly parents just have spotty cross kids instead .