Actually it is banging on about our hundreds of swine flu parties:
"Parents in Britain have long held "chicken pox parties" at the beginning of summer so that children can catch the disease at a convenient time."
"The British press has reported that discussions about Swine Flu parties first began in earnest on the website mumsnet.com, a web portal for decidedly middle class British mothers (one of the most active forums this week: "Crucial biscuit question - which are posher: Rich Teas or Custard creams?)"