I'm thinking Sir Alan for PM - any other suggestions??

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Can you imagine it? No-one would be resigning cos they'd all be told they were a "bloody shambles" and that they were, with regret, FIRED!
What would be your ideal cabinet?

Ooooh - have just seen another thread that is v. anti Sir Alan - didn't actually know he was being headhunted as a business tsar - shows how much I pay attention to the news!

Charlie Brooker would feature somewhere...

My ideal cabinet would contain lots of genuinely talented women who have all had careers away from politics plus a couple of blokes for equality.