Swine Flu: Newsflash

[spokette]

Scientists have found a cure and the treatment will be available as an oinkment.

ROFL

wait! You're not telling porkies are you?

Very good.

and I was so wanting not to open a thread that even mentioned this hysteria topic. Just goes to show I couldnt manage it.

Huh! Pigs might fly...

That will save our bacon then

I ham so relieved....

I heard there was a new strain.....bastard flu!

if pigs cant fly, how come the swine flu?

Very good Upwind

I heard Miss Piggy had died!

What you porkin' about?

...very ham-fisted

Why do people kill pigs then try to cure them???

I'd really like to stymie this thread...

hogwash

Of course if the government/NHS weren't so pig headed we'd all have tamiflu delivered to our doors.

oh stop swining the lot of you

what a load of hogwash......