Exploding Toads - Wheresmyfroggy beware!!!!!!!!

[JoolsToo]

Eeeek!

Kids feeding them yeast probably

Toads are tossers anyway

poor Mr Toad are you not his cousin?

Nonononononononononononnonoonononnonono

Frogs and toads are like cats and dogs, their rivalry goes back to the days of the dinosaurs, in fact it was the ferocity of this war between the two factions that killed off the dinosaurs

What have I ever done to you?

It's nothing personal, it's just one of those things

We are destined to be enemies

I shall bear that in mind. You should also bear in mind that toads are bigger than frogs, and if there's any physical fighting I am sure to squash you flat.

unless you explode first

You'd better keep well out of the way in case I do then - I'm big enough to make a hell of a mess

Yes but toads are slow and unagile unlike the nimble and dextrous frog

I'm happy to be slow and unagile (is that a word??), at least I'm not burning myself out at a frantic pace.

Frogs, on the other hand, whilst small and nimble, are often caught by cats and have their legs pulled off. Toads don't because we taste vile.

you been in the jampot again?!

Does Jampot know

The jam is used to help climbing, all nice and sticky

Any way at least we dont look like this

He's rather handsome, actually ...