I wouldn't mind letting this man impregnate me

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seriously, would you have a baby for this man - I honestly can't see the harm in it

I think it would be better for everyone if he didn't breed.

AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THE GUARDIAN YOU LITTLE TOSSPOT?

ROFL!!! What a gent!

I bet life's never dull with him around. Tempting, soo tempting.

would i have a chid for him.... would i hell hes bloody barmy

His dog looks nice though

I would

Yeh why not

I don't read the Guardian, nor am I homosexual, and I am 'good breeding stock'

Perhaps I will write a nice letter asking what I get if I do it

Claire OI get inline lol

Oh yes of course....

What happens if the woman has a girl child? he wants a son, but if the child is a girl what then? Will he disown her?

I'd do it Barak Obama. If he were single of course. Actually, I'd probably do it for Michelle Obama too, if physically possible. In throes of deep married couple crush.

Sorry, mean, I do it for Barak etc....

Actually I do know someone who sort of did this anyway...but a different way round. She got knocked up, he flipped, then got all gooey. No way she would have kept the babe if he hadn't been...damn. cant say. but def titled.

lol you would do it Barak......

now stop typing what you are thinking you would say to him hee hee

Ooh Barak, gimme your babees.....

seeeeeee now stop before it gets rooooodddd

but he's so fiiiine! would make a top babyfather. Innit.

yeah but no but yeah but no

Don listen to Lady, she's just jealous cos Barak didn wan to play housey wiv her he's mine, raaight? Ah know cos he let me have a slurp on his wkd...yeah.

Oh dear.

whateverrrrrrrrrrrr talk to the elbow it ain't worth the extension innit an anyway i don't want barak cos you know Jimmy from dahn da rowd right well he told me wot barak did last nigh innit. And to get pregnant you gotta share someones barf waer innit

yeah, not, not bovvered, cos Jimmy just cant stand that barak is like in wiv all them leaders an all, and the wimmmin want a piece of him but anyway I know to get pregnant you gotta like, really care, like maybe even snog or summit, but that could be a lie, cos Janice, she said She stood next to B and got knocked up and Jeremy Kyle said to do a DNA test an we are waitin. Ah know it aint true cos he's like totally faifful. Apart from when.but he's real sorry and gonna give me and baby evryfing we need. Yeah. And leave Michelle. Once he's got his JSA sorted.

Yeah but he can't do dat innit cos like she will get 'im cos she got kids wiv im and she wud call u a chav ha and anyway Jeremy don't know nuffink. ah know he ain't gonna leave her and he ain't faifful cos he asked me out ta dinna innit he was taking me to mac donals for a big mac so ha

anyway i am off to bed innit cos i gotta get sum luvin from him nah so dere

Oh, girl, is way not gonna happen, babe! When B an Me go out, its Nandos all the way, ah's sorry for ya, rilly. He'sjust messing, being kind to ya, cos he knows youse like a bit sad an all. Dats what he's laike, umanitarian, geddit?

Cant see how B gonna get from mine to yourse like now! dream on! naight naight Lady.

I was suprised the date on this was April 3rd, I was convinced it was an elaborate April Fool's joke.