new caption comp for our entertainment

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"Not many came to our meet up, did they Cod?"

"Paula Radcliffe wants this ice in a minute"

"It'll take more than an ice bath to get me running that bloody marathon."

see you've had the trout pout

"Victoria Beckham and Lesley Ash having a chat"

compo - you are the winner!!!!!

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could be worse, we could have ended up in one of elton john wigs

Don't know what you are looking so miserable about, at least you came.............

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Don't look now but some bastard on MN is watching us!

"Did you know that Paula Radcliffe uses our ice?"
"Does she? Did you know she poos in her pants?"

"Don't tell 'em your name Pike".

surfermum lolol

That was a LMAO for the more 'mature' mummy!

Superb!

"Cold in here isn't it?"
"no not really"

Swine! you got me!

got cuaght this morning and when I get in I'm going to get battered

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'kin 'ell its cold up north in it?

shall we go for a skate?

smoking kills you know?
its ok, I'm cured!

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how was the disco?
great - I cod have danced all night!

what school do you go to?

boredom's a terrible thing

did I win?