...something much worse than tickers?

[enraha]

...bleugh.

Apols if attention has been drawn to this elsewhere.

Yes, yes, a thing of beauty yadda/yadda, but really!

Yes, I saw that too. How pointless.

twee yes, but not that terrible, surely ?

I'd rather let my kids paint my bump with facepaints tbh

...would require a degree of patience that I don't remember having at 8.5 months pregnant, and a love of unicorns, dolphins and suchlike (also absent)

Well the disign shown is not to my taste...and who is going to see it in this weather?

What are tickers?

Indeed.

Lynette... you might find tickers on other web-based forums. They are like email signatures that you get after each post

e.g.
Enraha2003 mummy to 3 little monkeys. One more on the way 49 days, 5 hours and 3 mins to go

The graphical limitations of Mumsnet don't quite convey the distinctive charms of the 'ticker'. That, by the way, is a mercy.

Euch at tickers.

Its a bit twee, though I have had belly-castings with all three of my PG's.

I just dont understand why anyone would want one?

I did see a fabulous bump painting on here a while back. Someone had taken their 20 week scan picture and painted it over the bump. It was brilliantly freeeeeky.

Well I can think of worse things but why does it always have to be dolphins?? I hate dolphins!

I imagine when the baby rolls over, they all leap in a kind of Mexican wave. Lovely.