"A married Chinese tycoon who could no longer afford to support his five mistresses during the economic slowdown held a ...."

[Twims]

contest to decide which one to keep

God, that makes my life seem very, erm, .....ordinary

One of Ds's essay questions at school recently was about the Credit Crunch - maybe he should site this link as one of the 'issues'

'Yu was eliminated in the first-round beauty competition and a woman surnamed Liu eventually won after dominating the drinking round'

The drinking round??!!!

Over to you, Hollywood.

I wonder what other rounds there were?