"A married Chinese tycoon who could no longer afford to support his five mistresses during the economic slowdown held a ...."

[Twims]

contest to decide which one to keep

The one with the biggest tits?

Sorry, reminded me of a joke....

I would have been eliminated in the beauty contest, but like to think I'd have done OK in the drinking round

But, the beauty contest was first so you wouldn't have made it to the drinking round.

The ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol is desirable in a woman?

The one who had all of her teeth taken out!

ah poor man. now not only have his mistresses left him, his business is in trouble and his wife has divorced him too.