What IS he playing at?

[MrsSchmaltzyMerryHenry]

Over here, George! Here I am!

I'm much closer in age.

Me too

Ahem, another MNer dreamed about me last night .

It was probably George.

All's fair in love and war.

He's gay anyway.

I don't care. Gay or straight, he's a gorgeous man with a brain.

God, that sounds like: 'as long as he's warm and upright I'm happy', doesn't it?

cocolepew Are you a bloke? Because that what all the blokes at work say when I fancy someone.
If only I knew he would fancy an Asian babe I would not have got married! Sadly, I look more like her aunt than her.
Wished my Dad arranged a marriage with Iran Khan, but he didn't. I only asked him to do this one thing for me and he let me down.

Bad luck everyone. This is a cover to hide his eternal love for ME.

I have heard he is gay.

He sure is pretty, but I dont think I'd like to get to know him, warts and all.

Yes I am a bloke and George is my secret lover.

Nooooooooooooooo!

I took him up the Oxo tower.

I think you'll find it's him that does the taking.

Nah. No one escapes my trusty strap-on...

Solidgold!

He can take me up the Oxo tower any time he likes. I'd even be happy to pay!

This is all getting rather Carry On.

Maaaaytron!