I have very nearly just wet myself laughing at this.

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Letter to Richard Branson to complain about the quality of food recieved on a Virgin flight.

Here!

My favourite part was:

'Only you open the present and it?s not in there. It?s your hamster Richard. It?s your hamster in the box and it?s not breathing. That?s how I felt when I peeled back the foil and saw this.'

This is hilarious ROFL.

It has just been on Radio 4 - along with some chap who apparently writes on average 35 letters of complaing - A DAY!!! Even I couldn't moan that much. He did advise to write complaints to the head honcho, and mark the letter P&C (or put it in a pink envelope, spray with aftershave and draw little heardt on it to make sure no-one else openes it!)

hamster........hamster....ha haa haa haa

There was another very long thread about this earlier in the week. Hillarious.

Oh that's a good idea georgiemum.

My friend is just in the middle of e-mailing PayPal a very very very long complaint. I don't suppose we can spray that with perfume?

read that in the paper made me laf too