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The greatest, funniest ever letter of complaint

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christiana · 27/01/2009 13:26

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AmIOdetteOrOdileOrABagpipe · 27/01/2009 13:31

can't get it to load.....

FairLadyRantALot · 27/01/2009 13:33

me neither

AmIOdetteOrOdileOrABagpipe · 27/01/2009 13:38

It's finally loaded....and it was worth the wait.

CountessDracula · 27/01/2009 13:42

that is superb

I once wrote a letter of complaint to a swimming pool where I referred to their staff as "suicidal, homicidal lumps of lard"

They wrote back and complained to me

So I wrote back and complained that they complanined

There were no further counter-complaints.

MmeLindt · 27/01/2009 13:44

Still loading

LOL CD

GossipMonger · 27/01/2009 13:47

Brilliant!! DH will love that when he reads it later!!

harpomarx · 27/01/2009 13:48

rofl. And I am dying to know what the 'sponge shafts' with 'green paste' on them were

MmeLindt · 27/01/2009 13:49

ROFL

That was worth waiting for.

MaryAnnSingleton · 27/01/2009 13:49

arf !! the custard/mustard and sponge shaft

MissAnthrope · 27/01/2009 13:50

Brilliant

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christiana · 27/01/2009 14:12

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AnnakeyRules · 27/01/2009 14:28

he won't get an upgrade- I once flew on a virgin aircraft that was literally falling apart, when I wrote to complain I got a £20 voucher towards my next flight (there hasn't been one )

PooeyHead · 27/01/2009 14:29

That was on Popbitch last week.
do keep up

hotCheeseBurns · 27/01/2009 14:34

Amazing. I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!

FairLadyRantALot · 27/01/2009 15:49

Oh, I treid it again and it came up...
omg...I have laughed so hard...my son thought I was crying....what with the tears flowing down my face.

I loved the crime scene cookies

PersephoneSnape · 27/01/2009 17:14

keep reading further down for the letter from wendi aarons to proctor and gamble. i liked that one better.

CHEQUERSmate · 27/01/2009 17:19

He might get something.

I got £200 in vouchers when I complained to virgin once and I wasn't even a customer.

AmIOdetteOrOdile · 27/01/2009 18:15

Oh that P&G one is great

ilovebubbles · 27/01/2009 19:08

myself and dh got £50 each to spend on something from their on board gift shop because my tv wasn't working on a return flight from san francisco.
great letter

NaturalBornThreadKiller · 27/01/2009 23:49

bump

AbricotsSecs · 27/01/2009 23:55

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saphron · 28/01/2009 00:13

I had to stop reading half way through, because (and this never happens to me) I couldn't breathe I had laughed so hard. Oh, so funny! So very funny, Richard.

shabster · 28/01/2009 00:13

Really, really funny!!!! Last July we flew with XL airlines. On the way there we were told we had not paid for food!!! WTF oh yes we had. My DH has a really bad dairy allergy......the only grub they had was filled with dairy LOL. On the way home they didnt even have food to buy......just crisps and chocolate, and chocolate and crisps...oh yes and a few chocolate crisps!!!! I suppose we got cheap flights but I almost passed out with hunger at one point

twentypence · 28/01/2009 00:32

I loved the crime scene cookie.

Some airports just make vile food.

Servalan · 28/01/2009 00:34

Thanks for that

I laughed so hard, DH just came downstairs to ask if I am OK - he thought I was crying hysterically. He seemed a bit bemused when I tried to explain it to him...