Morris Dancing to die out in 20 years!

[morningpaper]

Young people are too embarassed to Morris Dance so it is dying out

Is this really a Great Loss?

gratuitous picture of Seth Lakeman

phwoar, look at the bells on that

harps, you have been stuck indoors for the last two weeks with a devilish lurgy. I can just tell.

pointy, seriously how did you know that

he is lushdacious though, you must admit.

aha! I am an enigma.

(I do not, actually, find lakeman a dish. Not my cup of tea)

what? what?!?!? are you BLIND??????
pointy, come clean now, do you know me?

No I don't know you!

Really, it was just a freaky guess. I thought you were posting worryingly lustful stuff about morris dancers and I tried to think of a reason for that level of misplaced lust. I know loads of people who had terrible fluey things over the hols.

I do not know you. I don't have the time or inclination to try to find out who mnetters are. Honest injun!

it was a very good guess. I have been gravely poorly.

though I would fancy Seth Lakeman in any conceivable circumstance.
honestly, what an exceptional specimen of manhood.

I find lakeman looks cold somehow

I could warm him up

now here's a man with a warm face. I'm still watching this months after I found it again on t'inter.

"worst video ever they are just a bunch queers from the 70's"
lolololol the joy of youtube

yeah, I read that comment. hmmf

NOW you have me scouring youtube for Seth Lakeman porn clips.
I am sitting here yelling "get yer tshirt off Sethy boy!"
I think MrHarpsichordcarrier should definitely not work away so much

Pointydog, WTF is that???

ANyway, cheery update from the Actual World of Morris: this is all the Ring talking out of their collective, er, ringpiece. The rest of us are alive and well and leaping about as usual.

that is a band called stump that I vaguely remember from my younger days. He's a swell young fella.

lol @ The Ring

MP, after your scrapbooking admission, do you really feel it's appropriate to heap scorn on others' "unusual" pastimes? Eh? Eh? bet they don't wear gingham. Or pastels. Hmm.

Yeah, MP. I'm way cooler. Nerrr!

I once had to pull of the road when they were discussing Morris dancing on the radio - it was a grea interview by Nicki Campbell until the bloke he was interviewing was talking about how it was a really effective mating ritual

I was laughing so hard

Hmmm. It was often said of Prince Albert Morris (the S&M morris team) that they turned a pervert into a morris dancer and a morris dancer into a pervert. And there is a lot of shagging at the average Morris weekend...