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Is this really going to happen if we vote torie?????

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megandsoph · 28/03/2005 21:58

www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-13317115,00.html

please copy and paste link am totally rubbish with the puter thing

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expatinscotland · 28/03/2005 22:31

No.

megandsoph · 28/03/2005 22:33

evening expatinscotland
u alright flower??

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moondog · 28/03/2005 22:39

Well, I was pretty pissed (about time!) but he did tell me about various Tories who were gay and married. Reckons Oliver Letwin is extremely clever,David Davies will be the next Tory leader after Howard (who will hang around for a bit after he loses,natch) and that he is not a nice man at all.

We laughed, he reckons all the MPs with holiday homes in Wales come and show him pictures of their houses 'so that your lot don't come and burn it down' lol!!

expatinscotland · 28/03/2005 22:45

Edwina and John Major. Boak. Everytime I'm tempted to eat too much I think of those two shagging. Puts me off my food every time.

moondog · 28/03/2005 22:46

Yes. Unbelievable isn't it? I reckon they made it up to add a bit of interest.

expatinscotland · 28/03/2005 22:47

Nah, I think she was telling the truth. That's what's so nasty about it.

Gobbledigook · 28/03/2005 22:50

But that has nothing to do with them being tory - it's just two ugly individuals having it off!

expatinscotland · 28/03/2005 22:50

True, gobble. Eeewww.

moondog · 28/03/2005 22:51

My dh reckons that Edwina is quite foxy.....

Gobbledigook · 28/03/2005 22:51

Edwina...foxy....hmmm

moondog · 28/03/2005 22:52

That's what I said.
Mind you, he thinks I'm alright so there's no accounting for taste is there..?

snafu · 28/03/2005 22:53

But Tory shagging is always so much more...eeeeeeeuww...than normal people's shagging, isn't it?

expatinscotland · 28/03/2005 22:56

I would agree w/your dh, moondog. She is rather canine . Woof woof. As my father says, 'If she had kids, they'd be puppies.'

moondog · 28/03/2005 22:56

Absolutely snafu.....seems unnatural..like bestiality.
Said MP was telling me about Alan Clark who I really hate. Don't know why his vile misogyny and adultery are ever considered amusing.
Apparently in low moments, he would go down to his safe, open it and take out a signed picture of Hitler to give him a lift.

lovely people those Tories....

expatinscotland · 28/03/2005 23:00

Too bad Alan wasn't also given Goering's Browning, moon .

Cam · 28/03/2005 23:00

Are you sure your mp wasn't taking the mickey just a tad moondog?

moondog · 28/03/2005 23:05

About the Alan Clark thing?! God no! He told me it is mentioned in his published diaries, which being in politics he is obviously interested in.

Definitely not the sort of bloke to wind peopl up. He only told me this stuff because I kept on asking him what was going on.

JoolsToo · 30/03/2005 12:44

"But Tory shagging is always so much more...eeeeeeeuww...than normal people's shagging, isn't it? "

me and dh vote Tory [rolls eyes]

fisil · 30/03/2005 12:54

Ah but Dior, what about your pre 1997 operations? I had 5 lots of inpatient surgery between 1992 and 2003. For the three times I had surgery 1992 - 1997 I had my appointment cancelled sooooo many times that eventually I stopped even packing a bag, making arrangements etc. All 3 operations were unsuccessful. Both times since 1997 I've been given an appointment very quickly, gone in, had it done (the 4th time was to make up for mistakes made the 1st, 2nd & 3rd time), and been 100% better, with excellent after care. The annecdotal approach can always be manipulated either way!

WideWebWitch · 30/03/2005 13:10

snafu lol @ are you thinking what I'm thinking!

snafu · 30/03/2005 13:14

JT

I'm sure you and your dh are the exception that proves the Tory shagging rule - sensual, graceful and erotic to a fault

Dior · 30/03/2005 21:02

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