Radio caller reveals she ate human meat as a child!!!!

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www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/tv/news/radio-caller-reveals-cannibal-habits-1027416.html .

fgs please can you think before you compose your thread title.

The title is fine IMO.

fgs sorry MN police

Title is ronseal-esque, does exactly what it says on the tin. Weird story but nothing wrong with title imo.

I know I could have put "Radio caller reveals she ate remains of small children as a child " {hmm].

chill out

yuk, do you raely believe this is true?

i am not 100% sure it wasnt a wind up. but you never know...

ok, ignore my chill out remark. I wrote it cos I thought boysarelikedogs had written the mn police post....

i don't believe that story for a second

oh god the poor woman

i feel sorry for her

I don't 100% believe she is telling the truth. I just think its a very odd story .

thread titles fine.
bizarre story.

i believe it is tyrue

Its got to be a wind up ,she just probably thought she would [shock[ a few people .
I really do hope it is a wind up .

I can't do smileys today [bugger[ .

'farming small girls' - wtf???

i don't know if this specific person is telling the truth, only having the second hand source of print/radio to go on and could have been done for shock value.or she may ave simply watched sweeney todd last night.

bu8t i wouldn't be suprised if this happened in parts of africa throughout the past century.

That's just vile. He "farmed" little black girls? If this is true, I wonder if the mother really did know but just didn't care because they didn't see them as human beings back then.

If the call is a prank, then it's a really sick one.

Hmmmm. Now which is more likely I wonder..

(a) that the "butcher farmed little black girls" and the caller and her family regularly gorged themselves on human flesh in horrific scenes straight out of the Hills Had Eyes or some other B movie gore shocker; or

(b) someone was bored/ dared/ drunk/ amused and said the most outrageous thing she could think of just to see if the radio station would go with it

Oh, let me think....

Actually it reminds me vaguely of being pretty drunk once in our house at university and phoning up the Dolphin bathrooms helpline to tell them we thought it was shocking that they made bathrooms out of dolphins, that dolphins deserved far more and that we were going to report them to the authorities for their appalling dolphin abuse... (how the long winter days must have flown by eh!)

Cestlavie that sounds like something my dp would do .

FWIW The more I read it the more I think hoax.

Yeah but what concerns me is how the caller described the butcher as farming little black girls.
That turns a joke into something a bit more sick.

Hmm, not convinced either way.

Fried Green Tomatoes anyone?

I do know of babies being bred in this country and I won't go into detail what for. I also know of places (not the UK!) where babies are stolen and sold on the black market for food meat. Cannibalism exists but wouldn't a story where a butcher was selling human meat make the news?

Straight from league of gentlemen!