The Vicar doth protest too much?!

[NutterlyUts]

Me thinks the Vicar doth protest too much!!

(Apologies if already posted but I couldn't find it)

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I really don't understand how anyone can be so stupid as to put a spud up their arse?! It is fairly obvious that you would need help getting it out.

Although the thought of surgery to get a tattie out of my bum does make my eyes water.

ROFL!

Hehehehehe. This is sooooooo much more common than people think.
But a spud is a relatively sensible choice. Some people use things like lightbulbs, which can do the most appalling damage.
Honestly! I do hope the hospital staff dispatch him down his local private shop for a couple of buttplugs for next time.

BTW, to avoid this sort of thing happening to you, either go and buy an appropriate utensil or use a butternut squash as it's about the safest thing I can think of.

BTW, to avoid this sort of thing happening to you, either go and buy an appropriate utensil or use a butternut squash as it's about the safest thing I can think of.

And why would you hang curtains in the nude? That woudl mean you had no curtains in teh window so were just flashing.
Replacing a lightbulb is much more believeable!

it could have been one of those tiny new potatoes, ewww