Alastair Darling's eyebrows

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i would love to pluck them all off.

Dennis Healy, was he a Chancellor too? Is there some tenuous link?

I just don't get it

I want him to grow a beard and see what it's like

Find it quite odd how his hair and eyebrows are so mismatched.

he dyes his hair doesn't he?

he is like a Mr Potato Head

Do you think he was put together by a three year old?

they are kgb spies.
we are not supposed to notice them.

No he doesn't dye his hair

how would THAT work?

They look so odd because he doesn't dye his hair

He ought to

Why would anyone dye their hair white? He might dye his eyebrows.

Makes you wonder what colour his pubes are.

ooohh nasty dont talk about his pubes eeeeh

Hmm yes I am trying to remember what he looks like naked but I can't remember if that was before or after Nick Clegg

I beg to differ. I have never wondered about them.

Until this moment, I had had a blissful life being totally oblivious about Alistair Darling's pubes.

Now they have intruded upon me. Life will not be the same again for a while.

Morningpaper, here's the real life Mr Potato Head! I couldn't recall his name, then I remembered it sounds like 'penile'. Poor bloke, if it ain't his name, it's his injection-moulded toy features.

do you think his pubes match his armpit hair?

Georgimama, I can say without any shadow of doubt that I have never wondered about the colour of Alistair Darling's pubes.

Dh said he used to have long dark hair and was rather handsome as a younger man.
I'll get him to try and find a pic

Ohhh, now come on! Why are we discussing The Darling's private hairy regions? I'm going to spew again (just came off Subway sandwiches thread and wishing I'd left it alone...)

LOL how htis thread has escalated

Hairy proliferation

not sure really
here

That beard looks like a merkin stuck on the wrong place

oh. my. lord.

Posey, where did you find that picture! Now that is a marvellous comedy beard. Even better than mine. (oops! Did I say that or think that?)

I remember alister Darling in the mid/late 1980's when he had a beard (his surgery was at our local primary school)- it was white and his hair was greying, mostly grey. I never saw his pubes...

Do you think he ought to release a statement?