Ah, the Knobserver lives down to expecations by once again churning out reams of non news. Today we have....

[moondog]

-an entire page on an actress who will play a doctor in a film. In an unbeliveable coincidence, her dh was a doctor too.

-prisoners creating 'wildlife haven' (also an entire page)

-the dying art of the pub sign

-two pages (two!!) on shit Saturday night shows)

-an entire page on a middle ages french woman who shagged a black rap star and 'scandalised' Paris.

FFS!!!!

i have subscription to New Scientist and Private Eye

much better

Haven't read a paper for the last month and I feel so much better for it. They are full of drivel and I have nothing in common with any of the views of the columnists.

Dittany you're absolutely right. I wouldn't have minded them having such a section if they'd called it 'style' or 'sex' 'dull shallow trivia' or something, but why the fuck am I meant to be interested in all that just because I am female?

But have you READ that Roger Alton interview I posted below? It makes it all clear. He thinks sleb trivia is fascinating and pictures of half-naked women are jolly. So of course he's going to produce the worst women's magazine ever.

Oh dear, I like OWM - should I just leave now?

i'll come with you lalalonglegs, I don't mind it either

you lot are so serious

ah but it had food monthly
I can forgive the rest for that