Excuse me... What the hell? (Apologies that it is The Sun but...)

[ElfOnTheTopShelf]

what is this all about

Um, nothing, as far as i can tell...

''He said: ?It is quite plausible that these little black holes will survive and will grow and eat the planet from the inside out.? ''

Oh rofl at that.

CERN is mindblowing but not planetblowing

but WHY spend such an abscene amount of money on it?

Can't they do it on the 9th? Only I'm due back at work on the 10th.

oh. End of the world on September 10th.

Oh well.

I've been waiting ALL BLOODY YEAR for my holiday which starts on Sep 12th

Let us not mock the paper that brings us the magnificent Mystic Meg...

ah sorry, just started a thread about this too.

Great minds eh?

I can sort of explain, I think, if I annoy dp with questions. hang on...

don't forget Dear Deidre too, where inevitably one things follows another with a dreary predictability.

You might still get yours, Elf - it might take time for the black holes to grow.

MINE is at the end of October. Bugger.

Do you think it would be wise to pick a religion and join up, just in case?

from the other thread OP...

"Disclaimer: don't be scared, dp says its all been risk assessed and there is No Need to Panic. And he is a scientist so he is mad knows."

LOL - didn't they say that terminal three would be fine fine fine... look how that turned out

So let's pretend we only have 9 days left. What would you DO?

I'd smoke like a chimney, eat as much crap as I wanted and find someone to have sex with

I'd also find everyone who's pissed me off and slap them

Oh, and I'd drive over a couple too.

I'd not come into work, thats for sure!!

I would take up shoplifting in incredibly expensive wine shops.