what the fark was Fiona Phillips doing with her hair this morning

[Dogsby]

fakring shit it was.

adn her make up is dire

ben is a weedy bloke isn't he. did you see the liverpool ladies feature? lol

your teh same age as Ben Sheppard?

Cod youhaev just ruined the mental image i have of you now.

no he is 4 years younger
but i had a year out
so we must haev been

Ben is actually quie the beef cake in the flesh.

Saw him in Richmond Park avec new baby dans la sling.

who is ben sheppard?

(out of touch)

his wife was in my postnatal group

she was slim and friendly and purty - dagnammit

but - more importantly - gmtv???

yy
dish it

not much to dish

but despite ben being teeny and annie being very slim, they had the biggest baby you ever did see

a bruiser