Super Surfer Dave Cameron....

[tortoiseSHELL]

I know it's the Daily Mail but spot the Boden ad....

At some point in the not too distant past, you met an Old Etonian. You probably didn't realize it at the time, they might have put on a cunning disguise to fool you. They slipped something in your drink, it's effects are long-term. If you have not become dazed by the Boden prints, then this is the their way of getting at you. There are legions of them out there, working on us. Matthew Pinsent is one of them.

Are they staying at constantine? Had heard they were at Mother Ivey's.

Thatcher used to go to constantine. Borrowed house from tory honcho. Wonder whether it's the same house?

Lovely place. We're off to nearby beach tomorrow. Yippee!

[I will not be in surf in bikini. Have no tolerance for cold any more.}

Matthew Pinsent is in charge of over-seeing sporting operations. You wait, when we win anything in the Olympics he will somehow suggest - probably through very subtle and hitherto unknown suggestive techniques - that David Cameron is responsible. For everything good, including fun wholesome family fun on the beach in the rain.

He's going to Turkey after cornwall, for his proper holiday.

Do you really think that might've happened Favourthebrave?
I will take anything at this point.FFS.I was in the Labour club at University.My Dad was president of the local TUC!I witnessed my home town being dessimated by the betrayal of the miners-well the aftermath, I am only 28, but I got the drift..)I work in social care..What is happening to me?!

And yet I still find myself wondering if its too late to nip down to Cornwall and position myself on said beach in a, (Boden obv), bikini...

Well it's probably la Vida Boden that's got you, along with the thing in your drink. Also it might be your age, and suddenly you like how apple-cheeked he is. And his bicycle. They are working you. Make no mistake. Don't go down to the beach. Resist.