Man hit by van is told by police that the driver "is claiming to be Michael Schumacher"

[WendyWeber]

and I said, 'You know what, he doesn't half look like him'

ROFL

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Do a lot of drivers involved in accidents give their names as Michael Schumacher, cod?

DH once pulled a mickey mouse.

a copper friend of mine working the M6 stopped a car and strolled up to the window and said "well, who do we think we are, Ayrton Senna?"

the driver replied "no, Nigel Mansell". and it was him!!! Nige in the flesh, bad moustache and all.

my chum let him go with a mild ticking off, a dozen autographs and good wishes for the next grand prix