my link does work for me.
i like this bit
'I remember walking through the heavily fortified Green Zone and I came across this little child. And he looked at me with these big, imploring eyes, and how can you not just tell him what he wants to hear, right? So I bent down, looked right into those eyes, and I said: "Probably five times a day. He's probably having great sex with me five times a day, little man, and when these babies come out we're going to call them something like Levee and Davos."'