Hope for slatterns

[bakedpotato]

hope here

hurrahhhh! but who's going to publish the merits of a mucky microwave??? fnar

Why on earth would you offer to have mites put IN your bed for a scientific test Blurgh!

Well that's one less thing to worry about!

yeah but look at the last paragraph

and exactly lucycat, who would say " oh yes, we'll have some inthe name of science, open up the jar and shake them in please"