So, it looks like Boris is going to win.....

[JeremyVile]

Boris Johnson.
How the feck did that happen??

Hoping the BBC are just joshing with us...

Aye - I cud go a poke o chips wi the mars bar an all.

second votes added to the first votes I believe (only the second votes of those who didn't vote for Boris/Ken)

Think paddick is on 9%-ish.

paddick voters must definitely be Paddick/Ken.

I saw Nick Clegg at the polling station yesterday and he looks v David Cameron-like

merton. lots of sri lankans all voting tory for some strange reason (mostly they are my in-laws).

Onebat - that's what I want to know. Why? Do you think it's genetic?

did Ken win?

barnet and camden to boris

1 left!

it's heading for second votes beetroot

I always thought it was a southern thing. but now even Sunderland's turned Blue.

Another thing I want to know is why the Lib Dems thought a gay ex-copper was a good bet....

if it's only 'added to' first votes then it may be hard work to catch up. (sorry to be negative. would love EVERYONE to be wrong.)

haw ye mad burd dinnae touch ma pickles!slurrp ma ginger gies yer mars bar

Declaration on result in the chamber shortly!!
OH MY GOD

Merry - perhaps Ken's reception for the Tamil Tigers fella not such a good idea in that context?

God I'm tired now. I've got a gym re-programme tomorrow morning, I shouldn't be sitting here getting drunk.

well, he's just a bit boring. are there any lib dems with charisma?

you are sooo right about Nick Clegg. I interviewed him once post 97 and he was really a bit of a gurning idiot who would do anything to be liked.

Do you remember your mother/teacher saying 'if so and so told you to jump off a roof, would you do it?' Nick Clegg would.

journalists in now for the result (before 2nd votes!)

policy - they are all blimming Tamil!

so do we think the crap results for lavour are a protest vote or are the tories going to win the next election?

Must be gentic seeker- you wouldn't choose to be would you?

they reckon this is it...

is it on the news anywhere?

OK, so who's the next Labour Party leader, then?

oh gawd policy that sounds hideous

what is a gym reprogramme? Do they reprogramme you to love it so that you don't just pay a direct debit for the priviledge of having a card in your wallet that says you belong to a gym rather than actually going to the gym?

Okay, this is it. They are expecting Boris to be announced mayor any moment