This is not just any chocolate teacake...

[hoppybird]

This is a £3.5m M&S Chocolate teacake...

Now then...I thought that the way to distinguish between cake & biscuit in this VAT battle was that if left out in the open to go stale, a cake will go hard, whereas a biscuit will go soft...Job done, case solved?!

I think that was the test in the jaffa cake VAT case

It is a bit strange becauset he base of the tea cake is quite biscuit-like

how odd , they're cakes surely